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Jimmy Kimmel

1997 Bowling Digest Co-Bowler of the Year https://t.co/MV5fWNNOlI

Los Angeles

Joined on 23 March, 2009

http://rhcbooks.com/books/592304/the-serious-goose

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You’ve seen him in many forms, but you’ve never seen him like this... @Doritos #FlatMatthew #SuperBowl #ad

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It’s time for Grandpa to hand over the keys.

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Mike Pence isn’t going to remove Donald Trump. Mike Pence doesn’t even remove his shirt.

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I'd be so embarrassed if my mom saw me with an insurrection.

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Twitter was a way for us to know where Trump was, like when they put a bell on a cow.

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Quoted @chriswally_87

Hey @jimmykimmel thanks for interrupting my toddler’s nap time with #theseriousgoose

this is the best. Thank you for sending!

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Do you think he’d resign if HBO offered him the part of Samantha in the new Sex and the City?

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I’m all for healing, but before we heal we need to make sure the surgery is finished. There’s a large cancerous tumor that still needs to be removed.

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Quoted @Sethrogen

@hughhewitt There might have been a time when your vocabulary could mask the fact that you’re an empty toilet waiting to be filled with shit, just to give it purpose, but that time has passed.

Dear Canada, thanks for @Sethrogen

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Replying to @FPWellman: Lauren Boebert’s bloodlust rhetoric helped incite the deadly assault on the U.S. Capitol – ⁦@MarioNicolaiEsq⁩ https://t.co/…

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Quoted @jimmykimmel

I don't know who this man is, but I love him deeply

well done @CoreyRForrester!

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Lauren Boebert’s bloodlust rhetoric helped incite the deadly assault on the U.S. Capitol – ⁦@MarioNicolaiEsq

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NEW #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire tonight with Amanda Peet, @ZacharyQuinto & @Karamo Brown playing to win $1 million for their charities! @BigSundayorg @MPJInstitute @HollywoodFoodCo

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Replying to @Schwarzenegger: My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol. https://t.c…

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Replying to @donwinslow: NEW! #AnatomyofCapitolAttack TURN SOUND ON!

I submit this video as evidence in the Impeachment of Donald Trump.

Donald…

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NEW! #AnatomyofCapitolAttack TURN SOUND ON!

I submit this video as evidence in the Impeachment of Donald Trump.

Donald Trump engaged in "violent, deadly and seditious acts" which betrayed his trust as President and endangered the security of the United States.

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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

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Does @dannyricker have a #BeanDaughter? "My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism" via @thr

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Replying to @TheCousinSal: Tommy Lasorda was a legendary baseball figure who will be greatly missed. Here he is offering batting instructions to my…

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LIVE LOOK – Trump’s bathroom

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Tommy Lasorda was a legendary baseball figure who will be greatly missed. Here he is offering batting instructions to my son Jack who, two weeks later, quit little league. #RIPTommyLasorda

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