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SarahKSilverman

Sarah Silverman

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Joined on 11 April, 2009

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sarah-silverman-podcast/id1533130572?i=1000502680895

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Quoted @thehighsign

Just have a virtual inauguration, please, @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris. We have all had to give up on landmark events we meant to celebrate in large groups this year. No one cares about pomp & circumstance right now. Get yourselves safely into the Oval Office & start doing the work.

Replying to @JuddApatow: Agreed! We do not need an inauguration celebration. We need @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris to safely begin the work of solid…

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Quoted @LindseyGrahamSC

My letter to Democratic Leader Schumer.

The Senate should vote to dismiss the article of impeachment once it is received in the Senate. We will be delaying indefinitely, if not forever, the healing of this great Nation if we do otherwise.

Trump “asked” you to write this and you’re such a quivering penis hole that against everything you know to be true, you acquiesced

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Quoted @nowthisnews

'Knock the crap out of 'em, would you? I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees' — Trump has been inciting violence from his supporters for years

He doesn’t even pay for his own legal fees he’s a crook who’s very persuasive at getting people to do his bidding

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Replying to @kingtrumpmustgo: Fox “News” is talking about Biden’s “radical agenda” to people who were radicalized by Fox “News” over the last four y…

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Replying to @Bob_Wachter: We have to push ourselves to avoid becoming desensitized to Covid's toll.

In 2005, Hurricane Katrina killed 1500 people i…

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Replying to @RonFilipkowski: “There’s got to be something we can use against these f**king scumbags.”

“I think Cruz would want us to do this, so I…

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Quoted @FamousBL3

Fox News is talking about Biden’s “radical agenda” while 25,000 national guard troops have been authorized to keep the nation’s Capitol safe from people who watch too much Fox News. 😒

Fox “News” is talking about Biden’s “radical agenda” to people who were radicalized by Fox “News” over the last four years and have moved to Newsmax and OAN because Fox “News” is no longer radical enough.

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“There’s got to be something we can use against these f**king scumbags.”

“I think Cruz would want us to do this, so I think we’re good.”

Clip courtesy @Phil_Lewis_

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We have to push ourselves to avoid becoming desensitized to Covid's toll.

In 2005, Hurricane Katrina killed 1500 people in New Orleans. It was a tragedy & a political scandal.

Covid has now killed more Americans (396,000) than the entire population of New Orleans (390,000).

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Those PassItOn ads get me every time

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Quoted @NikkiHaley

Time to face the harsh reality, socialist Bernie Sanders will become the chairman of the Sen Budget Committee. He has vowed to use his position to enact his progressive agenda on healthcare, climate, infrastructure spending, & cutting defense spending.
@standamericanow

who hurt you

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Quoted @washingtonpost

Misinformation dropped dramatically the week after Twitter banned Trump

Holy shit misinformation dropped over 70% since banning Trump please let this be the beginning of the actual truth being our shared truth #StoptheLies

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Quoted @nowthisnews

‘You’re not going to silence our voice’ — Filmmaker @thematthewcooke offered this comprehensive and passionate takedown of Republican hypocrisy

Damn. this here is what is true plain and simple. I hope people watch this

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Replying to @USJewishDems: Ready to celebrate the Biden-Harris inauguration? Join us TOMORROW with @ChrisCoons, @ossoff, @ReverendWarnock, @SarahKSi…

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Agreed! We do not need an inauguration celebration. We need @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris to safely begin the work of solid, honest leadership. We don’t need a party. We don’t need it to look like sanity has returned. It hasn’t. Let’s just begin the work. That’s all we need.

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When you chat on Words with Friends they censor labia but not testicles #patriarchy

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Your A Hole is your B Hole happy Saturday

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Replying to @SachaBaronCohen: This is Sundar & Susan

When Donald Trump incited violence, they suspended him from YouTube for...1 week

Next week, t…

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Replying to @helenprejean: The death penalty is fundamentally a poor person’s issue. Over nearly 40 years of visiting death row facilities across th…

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I’d totally be into the mayhem of (queen) Victoria if I didn’t feel positive she’s a UCB trained agent of chaos #TheBachelor

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Replying to @chefjoseandres: Hey everyone...just finished delivering hot stews to some of the National Guard & others on this rainy night in DC. I k…

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Ready to celebrate the Biden-Harris inauguration? Join us TOMORROW with @ChrisCoons, @ossoff, @ReverendWarnock, @SarahKSilverman, @SharonBrous, @lholtzblatt & @davidbroza. We will honor @marceelias for his tireless work to preserve & protect our democracy.

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The death penalty is fundamentally a poor person’s issue. Over nearly 40 years of visiting death row facilities across the United States, I have never met a single person with money or resources. Capital punishment means “those without the capital get the punishment.”

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Hey everyone...just finished delivering hot stews to some of the National Guard & others on this rainy night in DC. I know there’s a lot of concern about the Guard...but our city & many restaurants are making sure everyone is taken care of! One Guardsman had a message to share...

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This is Sundar & Susan

When Donald Trump incited violence, they suspended him from YouTube for...1 week

Next week, they plan to let Trump back on...to incite again!

This is madness.

RT @sundarpichai, @SusanWojcicki

If you allow it, you are complicit.

#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy

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Replying to @CBCComedy: "You learned Galifinakis!" Check out @SarahKSilverman's HR interview with @tvsjondore in his new show, Humour Resources. Wat…

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"You learned Galifinakis!" Check out @SarahKSilverman's HR interview with @tvsjondore in his new show, Humour Resources. Watch in 🇨🇦 at:

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