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Dave King

writer: never have i ever • chad • the good place • shrill • love • parks and recreation • crashing • workaholics ••• co-host: the great debates

Joined on 17 March, 2009

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IMDb presents the new presidential line of succession:
President Joe Biden (Where in the World Is Carmen San Diego?)
Vice President Kamala Harris (Desus & Mero)
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (30 Rock)
President pro tempore of the Senate Patrick Leahy (The Dark Knight)

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Replying to @justfordave: And now it’s on to the AFC and NFC championship games

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And now it’s on to the AFC and NFC championship games

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Quoted @kevinroose

Ron Watkins, the former 8kun admin who helped keep QAnon afloat for years (and who some suspected of being Q himself), is throwing in the towel.

holy shit Q really was the friends we made along the way

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Replying to @hayesdavenport: Malls are open

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Malls are open

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pardon deez nuts

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Replying to @UpcomingOreos: bottom oreo soaks up the yolk.

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bottom oreo soaks up the yolk.

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as new chairman of the senate budget committee how much control does bernie sanders have over the geico advertising budget

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Replying to @_jadeisabelle: covid-19 is killing 1 person every 6 minutes in LA county and the malls are open

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Replying to @BeefSpelling: "having the qualities of a person who might steal a loaf of bread to feed his family"

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"having the qualities of a person who might steal a loaf of bread to feed his family"

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covid-19 is killing 1 person every 6 minutes in LA county and the malls are open

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something so very deadline-y about the misprint “Best Oscar”

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just read that i’ve been traded from 3arts to mosaic as part of the james harden deal???

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is trump still in sag-aftra?

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Replying to @CoriBush: I don’t want to unite with those responsible for the insurrection at our nation’s Capitol. I want us to unite in holding them…

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Replying to @justfordave: “We need to heal” I say to the pig I am eating

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“We need to heal” I say to the pig I am eating

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I don’t want to unite with those responsible for the insurrection at our nation’s Capitol. I want us to unite in holding them accountable.

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Replying to @KenTremendous: OMG they did three takes of that video. The "we love you" one WAS THE BEST ONE.

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OMG they did three takes of that video. The "we love you" one WAS THE BEST ONE.

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*handing a pic of fran lebowitz to my hairdresser*
“shouldn’t be too hard, i hope?”

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i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should have pizza

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