@birbigs Profile picture Mike Birbiglia


 6 days ago

To the 197 republicans who voted no on impeachment, what would it have taken? Storming the capital in a tan suit?

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@Strain42 @birbigs I'm upset that I read this tweet before bed so now I'll have nightmares of Donald Trump in a tan suit.

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@Travon @birbigs Remember when they went insane because foreign bad guys attacked an embassy and there were a million hours of hearings about how it was Hillary's fault? But this is meh

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@birbigs I think you meant tan skin*

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@birbigs Omgosh. Your tweets have been pure gold lately! Thanks for the belly laughs. 🤣🤣🤣

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@jsalt91 Profile picture Jay Salt


 6 days ago

@ebplais @birbigs They took an oath. Not an option. Resign or impeach

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@Strain42 Profile picture Strain21x2


 6 days ago

@birbigs A tan suit right after eating a hamberder with spicy mustard so there's a big old spicy mustard stain on the lapel of his tan suit.

...also when you really think about it...Yes, Donald would look HORRIBLE in a tan suit. Like...more so.

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@monkeyfeix77 Profile picture Lana Feix


 6 days ago

@birbigs Showing their bare arms maybe?

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@ebplais Profile picture eric 🀄️


 6 days ago

@birbigs Apparently some of them are terrified that Trump will kill their families by proxy

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@birbigs While saluting with a coffee cup

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We’re already back in the Paris Climate Accord because sober adults have moved back in to the People’s House. #ParisClimateAgreement

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And just like that, we are back in the
#ParisClimateAgreement 👏💚🌎 Thank you @POTUS 👏

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@lowhighkang @racheljanfaza @merica the #ParisClimateAgreement will do nothing to reduce overall CO2 emissions because China and India are exempt

China is the world’s largest polluter and along with India are increasing emissions while both Europe and the US have reduced emissions to the levels of 30 years ago

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Aaaaaannnnnnnnddddd already on this #InaugurationDay, things are starting to look up. Welcome back to the #ParisAgreement 👏 #ParisClimateAgreement #Inauguration2021

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Great start. @flora_lucia celebrating our re-entrance into the #ParisClimateAgreement.

This is the floor. Excited for how we can #ActOnClimate going forward.

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@POTUS already getting it done with his executive orders on his first day. Huge kudos for re-joining the Paris Agreement. Now let's start shifting towards being a role model for others with our aggressive climate action. #cleanenergyfuture #ParisClimateAgreement

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#PresidentBiden recommitted the US to the #ParisClimateAgreement, the international accord designed to avert catastrophic global warming, and ordered federal agencies to start reviewing/reinstating more than 100 environmental regulations weakened or rolled back by #Trump @nytimes

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