@jimmykimmel Profile picture Jimmy Kimmel

@jimmykimmel

 1 week ago

Twitter was a way for us to know where Trump was, like when they put a bell on a cow.

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@KiachaMalone @jimmykimmel Immediate strip the linens, shake, flap, throw in washer.

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@218nance

 1 week ago
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@BrenMCO @jimmykimmel I remember this so well that I recall he was reading MyPet Goat aloud...

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@BrenMCO Profile picture Brenda

@BrenMCO

 1 week ago

@jimmykimmel Remember the response when George Bush waited seconds to respond to 9/11? DJT waited hours to have any response at all and his first response was to "love" the terrorists.

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@joepolitics4 Profile picture joepolitics

@joepolitics4

 1 week ago

@jimmykimmel Yea but most of the time he was on the toilet.

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@jimmykimmel It is better he is off the bigger platforms.

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@Sargeant92 Profile picture Sean Sargeant

@Sargeant92

 1 week ago

@jimmykimmel STOP OFFENDING COWS!

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@jimmykimmel This is like losing sight of a spider in bed at night.

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@UnsatiatedBlood

 1 week ago

@jimmykimmel I wonder what he does to compensate for being banned from everything now.

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Thank God, the nightmare is over. We resisted, we voted, we won. #WeResisted #WeThePeople #wediditJoe #POTUS46

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Congrats Mr. President 🥳🥂. #46 #POTUS #POTUS46

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My first tweet in 4 years. #POTUS46 #InaugurationDay2021

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Close your eyes
Have no fear
The monster's gone
He's on the run
And your daddy's here.
(John Lennon)
#ByeByeTrump #POTUS46

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All you need to know about @TheAmandaGorman, the incredible poet from #InaugurationDay #POTUS46

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#POTUS46 begins his term with #MVPHarris front AND center. Treating #KamalaHarris as his partner and teammate is phenomenal to watch! #EqualityForAll #libertyandjustice
#InaugurationDay

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